CASE FILE CU-GR-002: CANDY CUTE

Known Behaviors

Candy Cute is a small, vibrant Bala with marshmallow-fluff fur and glittering rainbow candy sprinkles embedded in its body. It is disarmingly adorable and emits a constant sugary scent trail that can interfere with motion sensors. Despite its appearance, it reacts violently to the presence of savory, bitter, or non-dessert foodstuffs. It can dissolve matter it dislikes through touch and has been observed weaponizing high-fructose pressure bursts. Subject vocalizes in short chirps and occasionally sings soft jingles in unknown languages.

Field Notes

• — Responds positively to sugar packets, cotton candy, and gumdrops.
• — Caused complete structural collapse of a commissary unit after detecting "unsweetened tea."
• — Agent Pail: “It winked at me, then melted my granola bar through the table.”