CASE FILE CT-AN-003: CUTE SWEETJAB

Known Behaviors

Cute Sweetjab is a high-energy anomaly measuring under one meter in height. She exhibits strong affection for felines and soft creatures, often seen mimicking cat-like gestures while maintaining constant visual tracking of targets. Sweetjab becomes extremely animated when presented with gummy candy and will box, bite, or cling aggressively to anything shaped like a bear. Subject exhibits immediate hostility to chocolate-based materials and has been known to physically dismantle Bureau rations upon scent detection.

Field Notes

• — Observed punching through a glass candy containment unit to retrieve a single sour worm.
• — Calms immediately when handed a fruit gummy shaped like a cat.
• — “She was smiling. Then she jabbed me in the kidney and screamed ‘GUMMY IS MINE.’ I kind of respect it.” — Agent Carlos